Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Dudley's Antlers

BTRNC has received a flurry of confounding reports these last few weeks. Reports of Boston Terriers growing antlers- green, red, brown- you name it, antlers. These reports were unsubstantiated...until this photo arrived. Here is Dudley, a 1 and a half year old pup adopted last December. These red antlers are a new and unexpected development in Dudley's growth. We don't know where they came from but we can imagine what purpose they will serve. We fear Dudley is not alone. There appears to be a new breed of Boston emerging.

Families, do not be alarmed should antlers appear atop your Boston's head this season. Offer your Boston support during this identity crisis. This is a confusing time for all.

Please keep a close eye on your antler adorned pets. Document any instances in which you find your Boston attempting to fly and be sure your Boston is accounted for on Christmas Eve. Should you find your pet missing, keep an eye on the sky and listen for the jingle of bells or a familiar clatter of the rooftop.


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